Thursday, June 6, 2019

Zombies can be a big problem when there's too many of them.













The most famous zombie was the Magic Jeebus Man. He magically became a zombie after decomposing for 3 days.

Cutting off their heads with a sword is a good way to get rid of these disgusting creatures. Shooting them only works if the bullet hits the head. If you just shoot them in the chest they keep coming. Guns should be used only as a last resort because the noise a gun makes attracts more zombies.

Zombies are always hungry. They like human meat, especially the brains.

When a human ape drops dead it's a good idea to cut off their head or shoot the corpse in the head, because if you don't do that, your grandma or other relative might become a zombie.

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