"Darwin was the first to use data from nature to convince people that evolution is true, and his idea of natural selection was truly novel. It testifies to his genius that the concept of natural theology, accepted by most educated Westerners before 1859, was vanquished within only a few years by a single five-hundred-page book. On the Origin of Species turned the mysteries of life's diversity from mythology into genuine science." -- Jerry Coyne
Thursday, June 6, 2019
Zombies can be a big problem when there's too many of them.
The most famous zombie was the Magic Jeebus Man. He magically became a zombie after decomposing for 3 days.
Cutting off their heads with a sword is a good way to get rid of these disgusting creatures. Shooting them only works if the bullet hits the head. If you just shoot them in the chest they keep coming. Guns should be used only as a last resort because the noise a gun makes attracts more zombies.
Zombies are always hungry. They like human meat, especially the brains.
When a human ape drops dead it's a good idea to cut off their head or shoot the corpse in the head, because if you don't do that, your grandma or other relative might become a zombie.
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