I answered a question about the breathtaking stupidity of Idiot America's childish Christian fucktards.

"Why do atheists say that Christians believe in magic?"

The childish magical creationism fantasy: The magic god fairy magically created 350,000 species of beetles out of nothing.

The disgusting magical resurrection of the decomposing Magic Jeebus Man: The magic god fairy magically made it possible for Jeebus to be a zombie.

Christian fucktards repeatedly deny they believe in magic but everyone knows that's exactly what they believe. Christian scum don't want to admit they believe in magic because then they would be admitting how childish they are.

I never met a Christian who wasn't a cowardly superstitious asshole.

The extreme stupid, it burns.

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What someone else wrote:

Because they act like, and talk like, they believe in magic.

EXAMPLE:

"gawd-cakes breathed on Dirt Man, and he was suddenly alive. Then later, god (with a Grand Master Plan in-hand) realized he goofed "I did this, and it isn't good, so I need to give him a partner" --- he did more magic and made Rib-Woman-Afterthought

That's why.

-- Jeff

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What someone else wrote:

Leaving out all instances of "divine power" we have :

the "Witch of Endor" who could raise dead spirits

the dream interpreters of the Pharoah of Joseph

the magicians of Pharoah who turned staves into snakes

Simon Magus who performed feats of levitation

Leviticus speaks of necromancers
Revelation speaks of sorcerers
Kings speaks of fortune telling, omens, and mediums
Acts speaks of users of magic burning their spellbooks
Isaiah speaks of enchantments and sorceries

and the list just goes on and on.....

Of course Christians believe in magic.

-- Lord Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods