The Magic Jeebus Man did it.

I asked some Christian fucktards this question: "Christians who accept evolution as fact, how would you answer this question? Was Jeebus a creationist?"

Like everyone else who lived 2,000 years ago, Jeebus was an uneducated moron. Jeebus knew nothing about natural selection. Most certainly Jeebus was a creationist fucktard. This obvious fact (which assumes Jeebus was a real person) is a big problem for Christians who agree we share an ancestor with the other ape species. The obvious solution is just make things up. That's how religions work. Whenever there's a problem the god-soaked idiots just invent a solution.

Most Christians who answered my question were evolution deniers. One Christian agreed evolution is a fact. To solve the Jeebus problem he said Jeebus was not a creationist. Zero evidence provided because he was making things up. He said Jeebus used natural processes, including evolution, to make our world. In other words this fucking idiot is saying Jeebus accepted evolution 2,000 years ago and also Jeebus was the magical creator who magically created everything but he didn't use a magic wand. Christians are fucking insane. They will use any moronic excuse to stick their Jeebus into science.

Here is his bullshit:

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I would have to say, No.

Jesus used natural processes, including evolution to make our world.

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made."(John 1:1-3)

He used gravity, not a magic wand, to make Earth from a cloud of dust. And, He didn't use a magic wand to make us.

People deny evolution because they haven't figured out that the Genesis passage was written to people who were herding sheep 3000 years ago. These sheep herders did not know about quantum relativity, string theory, Higg's boson or time frames of billions of years. The purpose of the Genesis account is about who (God) made the Universe, not about when or how He made it.

The Time line of Creation

http://www.rareuniverse.org/timeline.htm...