The breathtaking stupidity of the millions of science deniers in Idiot America. Evolution makes American fucktards cry.

According to these fucking idiots for Jeebus a god fairy used a magic wand even more powerful than Harry Potter's magic wand to magically create 350,000 species of beetles out of nothing. The fairy also magically created one species of human apes. Two human apes. And the fairy gave them the names Adam and Eve. Adam had his way with Eve. Their children had their way with each other and had more babies. I'm not making this up. Our Christian fucktards are 100% certain this magical bullshit is true.

To justify this anti-science anti-realty bullshit there are professional morons who have made defending magical creationism their career.

For example I found this from a profession idiot:

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Similarities between organisms—like those between humans and apes—cannot be used to prove evolution. All living creatures down to bacteria share similarities (for example, see this article for more information on similarities). We can argue that the similarities are actually evidence for a common Designer. Why wouldn’t God create living things using similar principles? After all, an artist or builder will often create different works with a similar design.

Whether one interprets similarities as evidence for evolution from a common ancestor or evidence for the Designer depends on one’s presuppositions. The evolutionary idea of homology—inferring common descent from structure similarity—is an assumption by those who reject the Creator’s account in the Bible.
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To defend the fairy's magical powers the professional asshole says evolution is wrong. This is their favorite excuse for throwing several branches of science.

What the asshole wrote, besides being childish and just plain fucking stupid, can't explain ERVs. How do they solve that problem? They can't explain it. They lie about it but they can't explain it.

Let's throw out all of reality and two centuries of scientific progress and pretend their fairy really did magically create human apes and chimpanzee apes out of nothing.

Their problem is ERVs were inserted in the chromosomes of ancient apes long after they were magically created so the fairy had nothing to do with it.

Why are some of these ERVs in the exact same location of both human apes and chimpanzee apes? The only possible explanation is these ERVs were inherited from a common ancient ape ancestor.

There is no other explanation. The professional idiots can deny it all they want but anyone with a brain can figure it out. We most definitely share an ancestor with the other ape species. Everything living thing on Earth shares a common ancestor. This is the strongest fact of science, supported by countless thousands of evidences from numerous branches of science.

For more information about ERVs I suggest see Shared ERVs: "a truly powerful and decisive smoking gun." and see 34 posts about ERVs.

What if a creationist fucktard read this post? Would the moron for Jeebus become very interested in this subject and try to learn more about it? Or would the creationist asshole go visit his or her favorite liar for Jeebus to find an excuse, any excuse, to ignore this powerful evidence.

Evolution makes American Christians cry because it kills their magical 2nd life fantasy. Cowards can't exist without this childish wishful thinking.

Our science deniers go out of their way to know nothing about the science that makes they cry. They never learned how to think, they never learned how to wonder why, they have no curiosity at all. They know nothing because they want to know nothing. What a pathetic waste of a life.

Science hard, hurts brain.
God easy, no think.

"If anything is absolutely, rock-bottom true, it’s that life evolved, beginning about 4 billion years ago, and that the creation myth of Genesis is completely wrong."
-- Jerry Coyne, University of Chicago biologist