Cowardly morons, aka Christian retards, suck up to the Magic Jeebus Man so they can have a magical 2nd life. I'm not making this up. Christians are batshit crazy. They believe any bullshit that makes them feel good.

"According to the Bible what happens to our souls when we die?"

The "souls" fantasy was invented to justify the magical 2nd life fantasy.

According to the moronic bible if cowards suck up to the Magic Jeebus Man they will have a magical 2nd life in a magical paradise where they can play the harp forever, eventually going insane from eternal boredom.

The people who don't suck up to Jeebus are tortured forever by the loving god. Of course it's impossible to torture dead people because they're fucking dead.

The extreme stupid, it burns.