Idiot America is infested with fucking idiots who think teaching magical creationism is a good thing.

In Idiot America 13 states use taxpayer money to teach magical bible creationism, also known as magical intelligent design creationism, also known as The Magic Man Did It. In other words in 13 states taxpayer money is being used to make students stupid.

What about the other 37 states? They have private religious schools, not supported by taxpayers, that teach magical creationism.

What about the public schools where teaching creationism is not allowed? Numerous incompetent biology teachers are illegally teaching creationism. They're getting away with it because American fucktards never complain about it. Americans want their children to be morons.

I'm not making any of this stuff up. Americans are fucking idiots.

There are some extremely excellent biology teachers in America who make evolution part of every biology lesson. Unfortunately they are a minority. The students who have these teachers are lucky.

The students who get a moron teacher (most American biology teachers are morons) learn how to be stupid. They learn how to hate science because they think it's boring.

Many biology teachers avoid using the word "evolution" and they never talk about evolution because they have a cowardly fear of the Christian assholes who would harass them and threaten them if they taught real science.

The map below shows the 13 states where taxpayer money is wasted on teaching magical creationism.

Louisiana and Tennessee are the two states where teaching creationism is allowed, the green dots. This by the way is a violation of the Establishment Clause of our Bill of Rights but these moron states are somehow getting away with it.

The charter schools who teach creationism have the red dots.

The private schools that receive tax-funded vouchers who teach creationism have the orange dots.

All of these schools are supported by the taxpayers.

The Christian war against teaching evolution will never end until the last Christian asshole drops dead.

The Christian assholes are winning their war because most Americans don't have a problem with this disgusting bullshit. They think teaching students how to be stupid is a good thing.

Map: Publicly Funded Schools That Are Allowed to Teach Creationism.

Thousands of schools in states across the country can use taxpayer money to cast doubt on basic science.

By Chris Kirk

A large, publicly funded charter school system in Texas is teaching creationism to its students, Zack Kopplin recently reported in Slate. Creationist teachers don’t even need to be sneaky about it—the Texas state science education standards, as well as recent laws in Louisiana and Tennessee, permit public school teachers to teach “alternatives” to evolution. Meanwhile, in Florida, Indiana, Ohio, Arizona, Washington, D.C., and elsewhere, taxpayer money is funding creationist private schools through state tuition voucher or scholarship programs. As the map below illustrates, creationism in schools isn’t restricted to schoolhouses in remote villages where the separation of church and state is considered less sacred. If you live in any of these states, there’s a good chance your tax money is helping to convince some hapless students that evolution (the basis of all modern biological science, supported by everything we know about geology, genetics, paleontology, and other fields) is some sort of highly contested scientific hypothesis as credible as “God did it.”