Something I wrote for Christian assholes:

There are numerous know-nothing evolution deniers here. They should know the Islamic State terrorists are on their side. Evolution makes terrorists cry.

The science deniers should read these two quotes written by a University of Minnesota biologist:

“No matter what you hear from church pulpits, evolution is settled science — any debate on that matter has been resolved for almost a century. This is entirely why the evolution 'debate' today is so hot and furious, because it takes remarkable ignorance and fanaticism to disagree with it anymore.”
-- PZ Myers

My point here is that there is an incredible amount of evidence for evolution, far more than any one person can digest, and that it is a vital field, still growing and still producing new results. All those papers don't get published unless they contain some new observation, a new experiment, a new test of the idea…and evolution has weathered them all.
-- PZ Myers