The burning stupidity of Jehovah’s Witnesses

A few months ago I was sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. A car stopped near me and a Jehovah's Witness asshole got out of his car and tried to give me one of his bible-thumping pamphlets. Before he could do that I ridiculed the moron relentlessly. I said quite a few things including "Your fantasies are bullshit you fucking retard." He took the hint and drove away.

A place I used to work at was infested with evolution deniers which is typical in Idiot America. One of the evolution deniers was a Jehovah's Witness. She gave me a book which I still have but can't find called "Life--How Did It Get Here? By Evolution or by Creation?"

The anti-science book is full of dishonest bullshit, including lots of complaining about fossils. The main idea of the book goes like this: "This creature is complex therefore it was magically created out of nothing."

All Christians are equally stupid but the Jehovah's Witnesses main purpose seems to be to sell their god bullshit to everyone they meet. They even knock on doors which is a risky thing to do because one of these days they're going to get something very politically incorrect done to them.

To get rid of the door knockers I just tell them to read "Why Evolution is True" by Jerry Coyne and then get back to me. They never come back.