Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Some definitions

theist: a fucking idiot who believes a supernatural creature with unlimited magical powers is hiding in some other galaxy. Their brain damage is usually incurable.

agnostic: a full-of-shit moron who can't grow up and make a decision. Is magic real or not? An agnostic retard doesn't know. Agnostic scum are part of the religious insanity problem. They are equal to bible thumpers and terrorists, equally stupid. Full-of-shit agnostics think philosophy is a real subject instead of the bullshit it really is.

atheist: a normal person who is 100% for sure certain the magic god fairy fantasy is the most ridiculous bullshit ever invented.

a real atheist: "There are no fucking gods and if you think there is a god or there might be a god then you're a fucking moron."

atheist wimp: a wimpy person who sucks up to religious retards.

atheist liberal: a retard who sucks up to Muslim scum.

Christian: a fucking asshole who brainwashes children to believe the Magic Jeebus Man, after decomposing for three days, became a stinking zombie who later flew up to the clouds.

Jews: the god fairy's chosen assholes.

Muslims: lunatics who fly airplanes into buildings, or blow themselves up, or pretend their death cult is a religion of peace. Like every other religion they become muslims before they are born. If they want to later throw out Islam they risk being murdered if they talk about it.

Islam: the world's largest terrorist organization. Islam must be completely eradicated. Muslim scum must be wiped off this planet.

Catholicism: a cult where priests fuck little boys.

Heaven: magical souls magically fly to a magical heaven when bible thumpers and terrorists drop dead. It's a religious fantasy and like every other fantasy invented by religion, a magical heaven is 100% pure bullshit. Bullshit that makes terrorism possible, bullshit that cowards love because they're terrified of reality.

Charles Darwin: the most important person who ever lived, the father of modern biology, and the man who killed the god fantasy.

Evolution by Natural Selection: the strongest fact of science, the most interesting fact of science, a scientific fact that makes the Magic Jeebus Man cry because evolution has killed every religious fantasy ever invented.

Humans: an ape species. Many human apes think their species is a big fucking deal but they are wrong. Human apes, also known as people, are just one small twig on the vast evolutionary tree of life. The evolution of human apes was a disaster for the planet Earth because they are destroying the habitat of all other creatures. I would suggest eradicating this ape species except that would have to include me. Perhaps a better solution would be to eradicate just the stupid assholes.

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