The many branches of Christianity require one thing: Christians have to believe the decomposing Magic Jeebus Man magically became a zombie, then later the zombie magically flew to the clouds to be with the Magic Man. There are two gods up there, the zombie Jeebus and the Magic Man. There is also a 3rd god. It's called the holy ghost. I'm not making this up.
There is nobody more gullible and more insane than a Christian fucktard.
Here is a list of all 32 churches in this town.
First United Methodist Church
Presbyterian Church
First Christian Church
Saint John Paul II Parish Catholic church
St Mary's Catholic Church of Saint John Paul II Parish Catholic church
First Baptist Church
Assembly of God Church
Calvary Baptist Church
St Paul's Lutheran Church
First Congregational Church
Zion Lutheran Church
Holy Trinity PN Church
Faith Lutheran Church
St John's Episcopal Church
Body of Christ Church
Church of Peace
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Emmanuel Baptist Church
St Peter's Evangelical Church
Second Baptist Church
Iglesia Apostolica
Lutheran Church of Redeemer
Covenant Life Ministries
Bethel Church of God
Ark Tabernacle Church
First Church of Christ Scientist
Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall
God Kewanee Assembly
First United Pentecostal Church
Resurrection Church of God in Christ
Open Arms Comm Church Parsonage
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