Bible bullshit for gullible cowardly morons.

John 3:16

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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Translation:

When gullible morons suck up to the dead Magic Jeebus Man they will magically fly to a magical paradise for cowards where they can have magical 2nd life for trillions and trillions of years.

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Why would anyone wish this bullshit was true? Imagine the eternal boredom.

Thank goodness this insane bullshit is impossible. There is no magic in the universe.

Christians are Christians because reality makes them cry.

Christians are Christians because they are just plain fucking stupid.