Saturday, September 1, 2018

Science hard, hurts brain. God easy, no think.

World Religious News

"A creationist is an individual who believes earth was created by God less than 10,000 years ago. 38 percent of Americans believe in such a concept pushed by the creationist lobby. According to a Gallup study conducted in 2017, 50 percent of the surveyed Protestant Christians subscribe to such a view. 37 percent of the Roman Catholics hold the same world-view."

A creationist is an uneducated moron who thinks the entire fucking universe was magically created out of nothing 6,000 years ago.

Some creationists don't want to throw out the age of the Earth (about 4.5 billion years old) but evolution makes them cry. They want to throw out the idea human apes are closely related to chimpanzee apes (aka the strongest fact of science). It's an incurable stupidity problem.

Catholics, when they want to defend their moronic cult, say the pope accepts evolution. Apparently 37% of American Catholics didn't get the memo. Also, the pope wants to stick Jeebus into evolution which makes the pope a fucking creationist. If a fucktard wants to stick magic into science that fucktard is a science denier.

Evolution deniers deny the established truth of evolution because they're too fucking lazy to grow up and educate themselves. How hard is it to google "Wikipedia evidence for evolution"? They would never look at it or study it. They have zero curiosity. Everything is magic for these morons. I can't imagine the amount of stupidity required to throw out two centuries of scientific progress because of what an ancient holy book says. These anti-science assholes for Jeebus are insane.

"Duh, duh, the Magic Man did it, duh."

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