Saturday, September 15, 2018

Christian creationists, when your magic god fairy magically created human apes did it use a magic wand?

This was the best answer:

One does not stir MUD with one's wand!

One uses either one's hands, or one's Infinite Power.

The God of the Bible, a being of Pure Spirit, had no hands, and was therefore forced by circumstances to use His infinite Power, to shape the mud into Adam.

The mud was contaminated with monkey poop, which is why human DNA is a better than 95% match for bonobos chimpanzee DNA.
(Don't be mad at God for this! If He had chosen to make us out of bees-wax, we'd have to live where it's never very warm.)

So, God was a victim of circumstance.
And that is why, when He made the Covenant with the twelve tribes of Israel, He insisted that all the males be circumstanced.

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