In Idiot Florida where I live some Christians like to advertise their death cult. How do they advertise stupidity? They hand out pamphlets with a prayer to the Magic Jeebus Man. This is an example. I corrected the spelling, it's Jeebus not Jesus. It was written by a cowardly moron for cowardly morons.
"Dear Heavenly Father. I come to You, confessing that I have sinned and broken Your laws. I am sorry for my sin, and I believe that Jeebus Christ came to earth to die for me and my sins and rose again from the dead that I too might have eternal life. Please forgive me. I invite You into my life, and give Jeebus Christ the right to take control of the rest of my life. Please help me to be what You want me to be. I thank you for saving me and accepting me and I pray this in Jeebus' name."
Of course these uneducated morons are evolution deniers. Sometimes the pamphlets will try to sell magical creationism by lying about evolution. There is no cure for these fucktards. Extreme stupidity can't be fixed.
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