The insanity, it burns.

Here in Idiot America where I live there is a very popular religious cult called "Christianity". It's about an ancient preacher man who was also the son of the Magical Master of the Entire Universe. The dead preacher was called "Jeebus". Jeebus got himself executed and then according to the myth the decomposing Jeebus magically became a zombie. The zombie Jeebus then bragged about not being dead anymore. His moron friends were impressed and so they sucked up to him. A few days later the zombie Jeebus magically flew to the clouds, taking advantage of the cloudy day.

Of course this whole thing is bullshit but the vast majority of America's fucktards believe the entire ridiculous story is real.

Jeebus told his idiot customers if they sucked up to him they would have a magical 2nd life in a magical paradise after they drop dead. The idiots liked that idea because reality made them cry.

They called the magical thing "heaven" and it's so popular there are millions of Americans who are 100% certain it's real.

How does this bullshit work? Every human ape (but not chimpanzee apes for some reason) has something called a "soul" which is inside them. The soul is invisible and weightless. After a coward drops dead the magical soul magically flies to the magical heaven (location unknown) where it magically becomes a duplicate body of the decomposing corpse left on Earth.

I'm not making any of this bullshit up.

Now the dead cowards have a magical 2nd life in their duplicate bodies which have a wonderful magical time forever and forever. The coward's 2nd life never ends. Trillions of years from now, long after the entire universe goes extinct the magical heaven continues to have fantastic parties and other stuff.

I repeat: I'm not making any of this bullshit up.

Most Americans think the entire ridiculous fantasy is real.

Does this mean most Americans are batshit crazy? Yes, that's exactly what their problem is.

Extreme stupidity is part of the problem but mostly it's an incurable mental illness.