"A miracle is when god surprises us. He saved my life twice!"
Apparently doctors had nothing to do with it because the Magic Man did it.
Some more childish bullshit in the ad:
"Children believe in miracles. What if we all did?"
What if everyone thought magical miracles are real? In other words what if everyone was totally deranged?
It gets worse:
"Children see the true wonder of Easter. Imagine if we all saw the world like that."
Imagine the breathtaking stupidity required to believe a worthless decomposing preacher man magically became a zombie.
"The people at The United Methodist Church believe in growing the kind of deep spiritual relationships that span a lifetime. Together, through god's love, we can all experience the miracle and wonder of Easter."
The magic god fairy is real and the thing loves us. Zero evidence provided for this ridiculous bullshit. Cowards buy the bullshit because it makes them feel good.
"The people at The United Methodist Church believe in growing the kind of deep spiritual relationships that span a lifetime. Together, through god's love, we can all experience the miracle and wonder of Easter."
The magic god fairy is real and the thing loves us. Zero evidence provided for this ridiculous bullshit. Cowards buy the bullshit because it makes them feel good.
"Visit rethinkchurch.org and see what the kids have to say about miracles."
I clicked the link. There was a one minute YouTube video (no comments allowed of course). Several brainwashed children explained why magical miracles are real. This is child abuse. The brain damage is incurable. Christians are stupid fucking assholes.
Like every other Christian death cult, the Methodist Church is a business. That's why tons of money was spent on this ridiculous ad. To make money from morons it's necessary to spend money to advertise the bullshit.
When is Easter (also known as the Magical Resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man)? I looked it up. It's this Sunday, April 1, 2018, also known as April Fools Day.
The stupid, it burns out of control in Idiot America.
Like every other Christian death cult, the Methodist Church is a business. That's why tons of money was spent on this ridiculous ad. To make money from morons it's necessary to spend money to advertise the bullshit.
When is Easter (also known as the Magical Resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man)? I looked it up. It's this Sunday, April 1, 2018, also known as April Fools Day.
The stupid, it burns out of control in Idiot America.
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