It's Tuesday morning January 16, 2018. When the stock market opens in a few hours the Dow Jones Industrial Average will continue to go up and up and up. Some very wealthy people are going to be even more wealthy and the average investors are not complaining because they are also making tons of money. Is this irrational exuberance? We will find out eventually. Who is responsible for this booming economy? President Fucktard Trump. Trump is a fucking idiot but he did some things right.

1. Dow 26,000: U.S. markets appear to be headed for a strong open on Tuesday.

U.S. stock futures were pointing higher as investors returned from the holiday weekend. The Dow Jones industrial average, which closed just above 25,800 on Friday, could blow past the 26,000 point barrier in early trading. 

It's already a record-setting day on global markets. Hong Kong's Hang Seng surged 1.8% to hit an all-time high.