If people suck up to the Magic Jeebus Man they will get a free ticket to a magical paradise for morons. If they don't suck up to the dead decomposing Jeebus their loving god will torture them forever after they drop dead, as if a corpse can be tortured. Christian assholes like threaten people with their invisible friend. The stupid, it burns.
The Magic Jeebus Man, after getting himself executed and after decomposing for 3 days, magically became a zombie. I'm not making this up. This disgusting bullshit is the most important fantasy of the Christian death cult.
For evolution the Christian morons have two choices. They have to either believe the dead Jeebus is a mechanism of evolution or they must believe millions of species were magically created out of nothing. I'm not making any of this stuff up. Christians believe any bullshit their brainwashers trained them to believe.
Gullible Christian scum believe their Magic Man magically inserted a magical soul into their human ape bodies when they were babies. What the fuck is a soul? It's an invisible something. Its purpose is to magically leave a corpse after a Christian retard drops dead. The magical soul then magically flies to a magical paradise then magically becomes the body of the decomposing corpse which is still worm food on Earth but in the magical paradise it's totally alive and always healthy even though it's dead. This is of course the wishful thinking of feeble-minded cowards.
The Magic Jeebus man has to wave his magic wand nonstop to make all this ridiculous magical bullshit possible.
The extreme out-of-control stupid, it burns.
According to batshit-crazy bible-thumping morons, aka Christian assholes, 6,000 years ago their Magic Man magically created a male human ape. Then the fairy magically created a female human ape. These two apes had a very happy naked life in a magical paradise here on planet Earth which they shared with dinosaurs.
I'm not making this bullshit up. There is more.
Then one day the female ape had a craving for some fresh fruit so she ate an apple from one of the magical fruit trees in their magical paradise. Then she convinced the male human ape to eat another apple and of course he loved it. For some strange reason this made the Magic Man very angry so he removed the magic from the magical paradise which created a problem for the human apes because now the dinosaurs they lived with wanted to eat their heads with one bite.
You might ask how could anyone be stupid enough to believe this ridiculous bible bullshit? The problem with Christians is they think their moronic bible is "THE WORD OF GOD" therefore all the disgusting idiotic bible stories are real. There is no limit to how fucking stupid and gullible a Christian moron can be.
There are numerous other childish Christian fantasies, for example the Noah's Ark magical thunderstorm myth. It's about the bible god's love for murdering thousands of babies. This is where Christian assholes get their fake moral values, from a lunatic god who loves genocide.
How could anyone be a Christian in the 21st century? We know things these days. Apparently Christian scum go out of their way to know nothing. It's a stupidity problem. There is no cure.
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