The magical resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man never happened because it's impossible not to mention disgusting and ridiculous.
The Bible was not written by or inspired by a magical being (aka Mr. God) because magical beings are not real and because it's ridiculous to pretend a magical master of the entire universe would be in the book writing business on this planet in a universe of countless trillions of solar systems.
Christianity and all the other insane religious cults need to be thrown in the garbage.
One more thing: We know the magical creation fantasy in Genesis is nonsense therefore the rest of the disgusting bible is wrong.
"If anything is absolutely, rock-bottom true, it’s that life evolved, beginning about 4 billion years ago, and that the creation myth of Genesis is completely wrong."
-- Jerry Coyne, University of Chicago biologist