If you look at the universe and study the universe, what you find is that there is no evidence that we need anything other than the laws of physics and the other laws of science to explain everything we see. There's absolutely no evidence that we need any supernatural hand of god. -- Lawrence Krauss, World-Renowned Physicist
There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms. -- Encyclopedia Britannica
FAITH. No one word personifies the absolute worst and most wicked properties of religion better than that. Faith is mind-rot. It’s the poison that destroys critical thinking, undermines evidence, and leads people into lives dedicated to absurdity. It’s a parasite regarded as a virtue. -- PZ Myers
Religion is the antithesis of science, an anesthetic for the mind that disables critical thought and encourages the acceptance of inanity as fact, and wishful thinking as evidence. -- PZ Myers

Monday, April 14, 2014

Satire from "Alex - Sans the Mer"

Atheists, I do not understand anything about evolution. It is complicated, and thus...? 
...confuses me, which makes me scared and angry.

I could take the time, actually learn about the topic, and gauge it's validity from the evidence presented, but instead I will rabidly use logical fallacies, and sometimes even just unadulterated idiocy, to attempt and make the concepts nothing more than made-up hocus-pocus (which, ironically, is what I, as a stupid, stupid Christian believes). I will not see the futility in this venture primarily because years of bible thumping has made my brain about the consistency of porridge.

So now I demand everyone on earth listen to my rantings of how Jesus loves you, but if you do not obey his commands he will torture you for all eternity. And please excuse the fact that I often drool on myself, usually when people who actually know sh*t say really big words.

R&S: What do you think of my impression of a stupid Christian?

Best AnswerAsker's Choice
"R&S: What do you think of my impression of a stupid Christian?"

It was brilliant and extremely accurate. Thank you for being a genius. I will be saving this one.

Of course the adjective "stupid" was unnecessary because all Christians are idiots.

You made Deino cry.

idontreadcommentsfoo showed off his stupidity, perhaps to prove your point.

Another drooling moron wrote "evolution is forced into the school curriculum"

Imagine a biology teacher being required to teach the foundation of biology in a biology classroom.

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5 out of 5
Those poor biology teachers! LOL!

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