Monday, April 14, 2014

Satire from "Alex - Sans the Mer"

Atheists, I do not understand anything about evolution. It is complicated, and thus...? 
...confuses me, which makes me scared and angry.

I could take the time, actually learn about the topic, and gauge it's validity from the evidence presented, but instead I will rabidly use logical fallacies, and sometimes even just unadulterated idiocy, to attempt and make the concepts nothing more than made-up hocus-pocus (which, ironically, is what I, as a stupid, stupid Christian believes). I will not see the futility in this venture primarily because years of bible thumping has made my brain about the consistency of porridge.

So now I demand everyone on earth listen to my rantings of how Jesus loves you, but if you do not obey his commands he will torture you for all eternity. And please excuse the fact that I often drool on myself, usually when people who actually know sh*t say really big words.

R&S: What do you think of my impression of a stupid Christian?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140414063628AAyBVx5


Best AnswerAsker's Choice
"R&S: What do you think of my impression of a stupid Christian?"

It was brilliant and extremely accurate. Thank you for being a genius. I will be saving this one.

Of course the adjective "stupid" was unnecessary because all Christians are idiots.

You made Deino cry.

idontreadcommentsfoo showed off his stupidity, perhaps to prove your point.

Another drooling moron wrote "evolution is forced into the school curriculum"

Imagine a biology teacher being required to teach the foundation of biology in a biology classroom.

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5 out of 5
Those poor biology teachers! LOL!

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