A victory for Christian scum in their never ending war against science education and the United States Constitution.

Missouri (a backward hick-infested state near Illinois) citizens voted overwhelmingly (83%) for allowing the Magic Jeebus Man into their public schools. The Jeebus law has this interesting anti-science-education bullshit in the middle of it: "no student shall be compelled to perform or participate in academic assignments or educational presentations that violate his or her religious beliefs"

Christian students in Missouri can now skip virtually all of their biology classes if the biology teacher wants to properly teach biology (make the foundation of biology, also known as evolution, part of every biology lesson). If students correctly believe evolution makes Jeebus cry, then those students do not have to worry about being forced to learn anything about science.

Science teachers in Missouri can get around this problem by dumbing down the lessons for all students, which of course is exactly what is already happening all over this idiot country. Incompetent teachers (and cowardly teachers who don't want to endure Christian threats) are already throwing out evolution. They are cheating the students who want to actually learn something.

The only possible way to defend science education from the Christian war against it is to completely eradicate the Jeebus fantasy from America. The Christian death cult must be destroyed. There are many ways to accomplish this goal. The most effective weapon in my opinion is ridicule. Never ending relentless ridicule. It's important to point at Christian scum and laugh at them. Make them ashamed of their childish fantasies.

All Christians are assholes who brainwash children. They are equal to terrorists and they deserve the same treatment we give to terrorists.

Constitutional changes

The measure repealed Section 5, Article I of the Missouri Constitution and replaced it with a new Section 5:^[6]

Section 5, Article I Section 5. That all men and women have a natural and indefeasible right to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their own consciences; that no human authority can control or interfere with the rights of conscience; that no person shall, on account of his or her religious persuasion or belief, be rendered ineligible to any public office or trust or profit in this state, be disqualified from testifying or serving as a juror, or be molested in his or her person or estate; that to secure a citizen's right to acknowledge Almighty God according to the dictates of his or her own conscience, neither the state nor any of its political subdivisions shall establish any official religion, nor shall a citizen's right to pray or express his or her religious beliefs be infringed; that the state shall not coerce any person to participate in any prayer or other religious activity, but shall ensure that any person shall have the right to pray individually or corporately in a private or public setting so long as such prayer does not result in disturbance of the peace or disruption of a public meeting or assembly; that citizens as well as elected officials and employees of the state of Missouri and its political subdivisions shall have the right to pray on government premises and public property so long as such prayers abide within the same parameters placed upon any other free speech under similar circumstances; that the General Assembly and the governing bodies of political subdivisions may extend to ministers, clergypersons, and other individuals the privilege to offer invocations or other prayers at meetings or sessions of the General Assembly or governing bodies; that students may express their beliefs about religion in written and oral assignments free from discrimination based on the religious content of their work; that no student shall be compelled to perform or participate in academic assignments or educational presentations that violate his or her religious beliefs; that the state shall ensure public school students their right to free exercise of religious expression without interference, as long as such prayer or other expression is private and voluntary, whether individually or corporately, and in a manner that is not disruptive and as long as such prayers or expressions abide within the same parameters placed upon any other free speech under similar circumstances; and, to emphasize the right to free exercise of religious expression, that all free public schools receiving state appropriations shall display, in a conspicuous and legible manner, the text of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States; but this section shall not be construed to expand the rights of prisoners in state or local custody beyond those afforded by the laws of the United States, excuse acts of licentiousness, nor to justify practices inconsistent with the good order, peace or safety of the state, or with the rights of others.