Evolution - ruining the fantasies of retards since 1859.

"Evolution - ruining the fantasies of retards since 1859" is a quote I saved a long time ago because it perfectly describes the Christian problem. Evolution is the greatest possible threat to the magic Jeebus man. Christians understand the religious implications. Their solution is to deny the millions of evidences for evolution. If they're not stupid enough to do that they try to stick their dead Jeebus into evolution (even though Jeebus was a creationist). They say "god invented or used or guided evolution" as if natural processes require supernatural intervention.

Unfortunately for Christians every time they deny evolution or pollute evolution with their magical bullshit the only thing they accomplish is they invite ridicule.  "Christian" has become another word for "uneducated moron".