A famous quote: "Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution." What about the Christian death cult? I'm going to invent a new quote: "Nothing in Christianity makes sense, period."

"Nothing in Christianity makes sense, period."

The first problem: Why would a magical master of the entire universe, countless trillions of solar systems, pick this insignificant tiny planet in the middle of nowhere for so much special treatment?

And why would this master of the entire universe perform so many disgusting magic tricks like the ridiculous magical resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man? The morons who invented the Magic Man obviously wanted their fairy to be as insane as they were.

"I can't believe the special stories that have been made up about our relationship to the universe at large because they seem to be too simple, too local, too provincial. The earth, he came to the earth, one of the aspects of god came to the earth mind you, and look at what's out there. It isn't in proportion."
-- Richard Feyman

There are numerous other things about Christianity that do not make sense.

In the moronic Bible the Magic Jeebus Man repeatedly said "I am the Magic Man." In other words Jeebus said he is God, aka the master of the entire fucking universe.

Was Jeebus making things up? Of course he knew he was lying.

Another problem is some people think (and they're probably right but who cares?) Jeebus is a fictional character. There was no Jeebus. This post will pretend Jeebus was real.

Jeebus said he was the Magic Man therefore Jeebus was the Magic Man according to Jeebus.

Jeebus died for our sins. What's a fucking sin? Sin is when people do bad things. What if a person is civilized and doesn't do bad things? According to Christian fucktards everyone is evil.

When Jeebus got himself executed (for our sins) he said something on the execution device (a cross which is the symbol of the Christian death cult) "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

That doesn't make sense because Jeebus was God. Was Jeebus talking to himself? I found some Christian fucktards and I asked this question:

If Jeebus is God why did he say "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

There were numerous answers (see https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20180111103426AAww2hw).

This one was interesting:

People that ask that question usually disregard the narrative that comes before it. When the Word became a human, he set aside his divine prerogative to become just a regular human. The Father and Holy Spirit was his God also, regardless that he was very "God" himself.

My reply: Then there are 3 Gods?

Then he wrote this bullshit:

Update: There's one God. "God" isn't a name, it's a description. You're imagining a supreme being named "Bill", and two other entities as being the same "Bill". That's not what's going on.

God is their essence, not their name. There's only one, and it is a closed group of three entities.

My reply: "There's only one, and it is a closed group of three entities." OK, one God, three entities. I get it I think. Therefore Jeebus, aka God, was talking to himself. Or something like that. Whatever. Thanks for your answer.

It would be in the best interest of Christians to grow up and throw out the bullshit instead of having to defend bullshit. Why don't they grow up? Christians are cowards. They can't exist without their magical 2nd life in a magical paradise which is another ridiculous fantasy.

Stupid can't be fixed.