Thursday, May 31, 2012

"What message are we sending to our children when they come away saying, 'I'm an ape with less hair?'" asks the church pastor, Patrick Gray.

The Christian war against science education will never end in Idiot America's Bible Belt.

From a Georgia TV news website at Church wants evolution theory out of science classes: "What message are we sending to our children when they come away saying, 'I'm an ape with less hair?'" asks the church pastor, Patrick Gray.

The message biology teachers are sending is people are apes with less hair. So what? What could possibly be wrong with telling the truth?

Apparently the truth threatens Patrick Gray, a Georgia preacher man whose career depends on the denial of basic scientific facts. Georgia, by the way, is famous for their Christian thugs who harass and threaten biology teachers. Please see These cowardly Christian assholes harassed, threatened, and yelled at an elderly female biology teacher.

Patrick Gray is just a worthless professional moron so who cares about his cowardly fear of science. Unfortunately the TV news website reports there is a worse problem, a science denier (Bob Staples) from the same church who is on a state committee that is working to develop science standards for education.

Why is this uneducated moron on a government committee that makes decisions about science curriculums? Actually this is normal for Idiot America. Perhaps this is why Americans are famous for their total ignorance and irrational fear of science. Thanks to the Christian scum who infest our country most of our students are learning virtually nothing about evolution, the most important and most interesting fact of science. Our students learn how to hate science because our teachers are either incompetent or they fear harassment from Christian thugs.

Bob Staples (the science denier on a state science committee) said "You cannot read Genesis 1 and 2 and also agree with evolution. They are contrary to each other. They are contradictory."

You are correct about that, Mr. Staples. If Christians want to grow up and accept reality, they have to throw out their worthless holy book. So what?

The Christian war against science education is out of control. There is a solution but wimps will call it too extreme.  Just kill all the Christians (about 80% of America's population).

A less violent alternative would be to fire all Christian science teachers. Then no matter what idiots decide about science curriculums, at least the science teachers would be competent.

The science denier wrote in a letter to his state board science committee "Presenting evolution as fact should be concern to all Georgians. That evolution is not a fact of science and shouldn't be taught."

Way to go Mr. god-soaked Bob Staples, you just insulted the integrity and hard work of every biologist in the world. I often wonder how do assholes like you sleep at night. If the news website allowed comments I would have asked Staples why did the molecular biologists who work for the best encyclopedia in the world (the Encyclopedia Britannica) write  "There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms."

Here's another gem from the Georgia news website: "The crime rate, child abuse, divorce. All of these things rose from a period following the implementation of teaching Darwinian Theory," Staples said.

This is true. Ever since I finished reading The Making of the Fittest: DNA and the Ultimate Forensic Record of Evolution by Sean B. Carroll, Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne, and The Greatest Show on Earth, The Evidence for Evolution by Richard Dawkins, I've been robbing banks and abusing children.

A pro-science Christian reading this post might complain "This is not fair. The science deniers are extremists. We moderate Christians love evolution."

Your problem, moderate Christians, is there's nothing moderate about worshipping the magic Jeebus man who by the way was a science denier just like America's Christian Taliban. Also I noticed you morons don't actually accept evolution. Instead you pollute science with your magic fairy to invent, guide, or use evolution. Sorry but your supernatural magic is not a mechanism of evolution so you're no less insane than the Bible thumpers who are trying to destroy America's science education. You are part of the problem so why don't you grow up and throw out your idiotic Jeebus death cult.

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