The Christian war against science education will never end in Idiot America's Bible Belt.
From a Georgia TV news website at Church wants evolution theory out of science classes: "What message are we sending to our children when they come away saying, 'I'm an ape with less hair?'" asks the church pastor, Patrick Gray.
The message biology teachers are sending is people are apes with less hair. So what? What could possibly be wrong with telling the truth?
Apparently the truth threatens Patrick Gray, a Georgia preacher man whose career depends on the denial of basic scientific facts. Georgia, by the way, is famous for their Christian thugs who harass and threaten biology teachers. Please see These cowardly Christian assholes harassed, threatened, and yelled at an elderly female biology teacher.
Patrick Gray is just a worthless professional moron so who cares about his cowardly fear of science. Unfortunately the TV news website reports there is a worse problem, a science denier (Bob Staples) from the same church who is on a state committee that is working to develop science standards for education.
Why is this uneducated moron on a government committee that makes decisions about science curriculums? Actually this is normal for Idiot America. Perhaps this is why Americans are famous for their total ignorance and irrational fear of science. Thanks to the Christian scum who infest our country most of our students are learning virtually nothing about evolution, the most important and most interesting fact of science. Our students learn how to hate science because our teachers are either incompetent or they fear harassment from Christian thugs.
Bob Staples (the science denier on a state science committee) said "You cannot read Genesis 1 and 2 and also agree with evolution. They are contrary to each other. They are contradictory."
You are correct about that, Mr. Staples. If Christians want to grow up and accept reality, they have to throw out their worthless holy book. So what?
The Christian war against science education is out of control. There is a solution but wimps will call it too extreme. Just kill all the Christians (about 80% of America's population).
A less violent alternative would be to fire all Christian science teachers. Then no matter what idiots decide about science curriculums, at least the science teachers would be competent.
The science denier wrote in a letter to his state board science committee "Presenting evolution as fact should be concern to all Georgians. That evolution is not a fact of science and shouldn't be taught."
Way to go Mr. god-soaked Bob Staples, you just insulted the integrity and hard work of every biologist in the world. I often wonder how do assholes like you sleep at night. If the news website allowed comments I would have asked Staples why did the molecular biologists who work for the best encyclopedia in the world (the Encyclopedia Britannica) write "There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms."
Here's another gem from the Georgia news website: "The crimerate, child abuse, divorce. All of these things rose from a period following the implementation of teaching Darwinian Theory," Staples said.
Here's another gem from the Georgia news website: "The crime
This is true. Ever since I finished reading The Making of the Fittest: DNA and the Ultimate Forensic Record of Evolution by Sean B. Carroll, Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne, and The Greatest Show on Earth, The Evidence for Evolution by Richard Dawkins, I've been robbing banks and abusing children.
A pro-science Christian reading this post might complain "This is not fair. The science deniers are extremists. We moderate Christians love evolution."
for superstitious folk like you.
The Christian’s Jehovah, an Almighty God,
is a capricious and cantankerous clod;
and, so far as I can tell,
the Christian often is as well.
Confused by dogma, the god-fearin’ fogey
can’t fathom the nature of that Bible Bogey.
Is it a father, his son, and an apotropaic ghost too?
Well, it should be obvious that’s ridiculous woo.
And Christians claim this god, in its Empyrean lair,
is omniscient, omnipotent, benevolent and fair,
but, with the unresolved problem of theodicy,
their dogma is eristic, Christian idiocy.
The Jew’s Yahweh, that meshuggeneh, the jerk,
set Jews strict rules on when to work,
how to dress, and what to sup or sip,
and giving baby boys the snip.
The myths of Bronze Age, goat-herding nomads,
have them, metaphorically, by the gonads.
The Moslem’s Allah, a fierce desert djinn,
demands under ‘Islam’, literally, ‘Submission’.
Apostasy is treated just like a crime;
they’ll threaten to kill you, to keep you in line,
and if you dare draw Mohammad in a comic cartoon,
there’ll be riots and killings from here to Khartoum.
Hindu, Sikh, Jain, and Buddhist,
Zoroastrian, Baha’i, Mormon, and Scientologist,
Confucianist, Shintoist, and Taoist too,
Spiritualist, Wiccan, and the New Ager into woo.
Yea, verily, those of each and every religion,
are mired in the miasma of superstition.
The gods from the Bronze Age up to modern times,
and from the Arctic down to tropical climes,
have inspired theology that’s unsubstantiated twaddle,
on what an invisible and silent god’ll
devise as its inscrutable, eschatological plan,
but all the gods were made in the image of man.
So, why should yours be the one true faith,
in a magic, phantasmagorical wraith?
Belief, without evidence, is just plain crazy,
ignorant, stupid, or thoughtlessly lazy.
When evolution happens, it’s due to Natural Selection,
so life derives no purpose, at a theistic god’s direction.
The evidence is we have just this one life,
with all its pleasures, challenges, toil, and strife.
As social beings we evolved our moral sensibility
to combat selfishness, lust, and venality.
Religion misunderstands, and so invokes the supernatural,
while Humanism strives to promote the good and rational.