I wrote this for a Christian asshole. Science makes this fucktard cry. I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid fucking asshole.

David, there has been a lot of scientific progress in the last 200 years. We don't need any fossils. We have something called DNA sequencing which has repeatedly shown evolution is true. But you will never understand because real scientists make you cry. There is no cure for your disease. You will always be a know-nothing science denier and you will always advertise your total ignorance of science. Then you wonder why everyone laughs at you.