What I wrote for the liberal fucktards at the New York Times.

New York Times - The government report on Friday showed a sharp decline in the pace of hiring, adding to concern that the economy is slowing.

"The latest report was a disappointing showing that will stoke fears the economy is softening ..."

We can thank Trump's ridiculous trade wars.

My dream which will probably never happen: The Democrats ask Michael Bloomberg to be a candidate for president. Then we can be sure Trump loses the 2020 election. Mr. Bloomberg is for free trade, he is pro-business, and he would protect the environment. He would be the best president this country ever had.

Reality: The Democrats will nominate an anti-business liberal extremist. He or she will lose and we will be stuck with the worst president in United States history for another 4 years.