In Idiot America our anti-science fucktards called their magical creationism fantasy "creation science" then they called it "intelligent design". No matter what they call their god-did-it stupidity it's still magic and it's still impossible not to mention childish and ridiculous, and it's not science.

"Creation science has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple and so basic that we often forget to mention it: because it is false, and because good teachers understand exactly why it is false. What could be more destructive of that most fragile yet most precious commodity in our entire intellectual heritage -- good teaching -- than a bill forcing honorable teachers to sully their sacred trust by granting equal treatment to a doctrine not only known to be false, but calculated to undermine any general understanding of science as an enterprise?"

-- Stephen Jay Gould