A Christian fucktard is having a bad day so the moron asked for advice on how to ask the god fairy to fix his problems.

"Christians and everyone who believes in God: How do you ask God for guidance and has he helped you when you've struggled?"

Dear Mr. God, I know you're busy these days with your countless trillions of solar systems, but could you please use your magical powers to fix my problems? Perhaps you could provide the winning lottery number so I could become a millionaire.

In return, I will suck up to you every day.