Friday, December 1, 2017

Who is Mr. Jeebus Christ? I'm going to look it up. I will use the incorrect spelling of Jeebus and google "wikipedia jesus christ".

Jeebus[e] (/ˈzəs/ JEE-zussc. 4 BC – c. 30 / 33 AD), also referred to as Jeebus of Nazareth and Jeebus Christ,[f] was a Jewish preacher and religious leader.[12] He is the central figure of ChristianityChristians believe him to be the Son of God and the awaited Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Old Testament.[13][14]

Jeebus was not the "son of god" because god (aka Magic Man) is not real.

Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Jeebus existed historically,[g] although the quest for the historical Jeebus has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Jesus reflects the historical Jeebus.[21][h][i] Jeebus was a Galilean Jew[12] who was baptized by John the Baptist and subsequently began his own ministry, preaching his message orally[24] and often being referred to as "rabbi".[25] Jeebus debated fellow Jews on how to best follow God, engaged in healings, taught in parables and gathered followers.[26][27] He was arrested and tried by the Jewish authorities,[28] and turned over to the Roman government, and was subsequently crucified on the order of Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect.[26] After his death, his followers believed he rose from the dead, and the community they formed eventually became the Christian Church.[29]

It doesn't matter if Jeebus was real or not. If Jeebus was real he was nothing more than a know-nothing preacher man, as insane and worthless as today's preachers.

"baptized by John the Baptist" This explains where the word baptized came from. It's a bullshit religious word. Normal people don't use it.

"the historical reliability of the Gospels" The gospels are bullshit.


"Jeebus debated fellow Jews on how to best follow god." It was a debate about bullshit. The Magic Man is not real.

"He was arrested and tried by the Jewish authorities, and turned over to the Roman government, and was subsequently crucified on the order of Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect."

Good riddance.


"After his death, his followers believed he rose from the dead."

That's ridiculous. The decomposing corpse of the Magic Jeebus Man did not become a zombie. The stinking pile of garbage that used to be Jeebus did not rise from the dead. How do I know this? It's because it's fucking impossible. This is called "Reality" FFS. Anyone who thinks Jeebus rose from the dead needs to be locked up and forced to wear a straitjacket.

Every branch of the entire moronic Christian death cult completely depends on this idiotic disgusting zombie fantasy.

According to the rest of this Wikipedia article the Christians believe in numerous other magical miracles. Christians are fucking insane. If you're a Christian grow up FFS. If growing up makes you cry we are going have lock you up so you can't infect children with your incurable mental illness.

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