The Wall Street Journal is infested with god-soaked evolution deniers, aka assholes for Jeebus. I wrote something for them.

The people who think evolution is wrong should take their complaints to the National Academy of Sciences.

"Today there is no scientific doubt about the close evolutionary relationships between humans and all other primates. Using the same scientific methods and tools that have been employed to study the evolution of other species, researchers have compiled a large and increasing number of fossil discoveries and compelling new molecular evidence that clearly indicate that the same forces responsible for the evolution of all other life forms on Earth account for the biological evolution of human characteristics."
-- The National Academy of Sciences

Another quote from a University of Chicago biologist:

"If anything is absolutely, rock-bottom true, it’s that life evolved, beginning about 4 billion years ago, and that the creation myth of Genesis is completely wrong."
-- Jerry Coyne