Why do Christians believe in the magical resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man even though it's impossible not to mention disgusting?
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Because they think that dumbass fairytales are real.
Imagine how mentally ill you’d have to believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.
-- Anonymous
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The Zombie Jew on a Stick --
earth's most ridiculous cult belief of all time!
-- Jeff
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Magic underlies all religions. Magic prevents theists from taking responsibility for their actions since it'll all be handled in an "afterlife".
-- OrangeManVeryBad
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