Nobody cares.

In the middlegame I made sure I could have the white bishop and my opponent would have the white bishop while making sure all of my pawns were on the black squares and all of my opponent's pawns were on the white squares. Then in the endgame it was easy to capture my opponent's pawns because my white bishop was on the same squares as his pawns. My opponent resigned after 52 moves.

I had the Black pieces. Here is the game:

https://lichess.org/524ptLSF/black#0