Why are there no funerals for dead cockroaches?

When a cockroach drops dead, other cockroaches never have a funeral for the corpse. Why not? Maybe it's because that would be stupid.

Dead human apes are equal to dead cockroaches. When we step on a cockroach in our kitchen people just throw the thing into the garbage. Why not throw dead human apes in the garbage? Why waste money on a decomposing corpse?

My instructions are to give my corpse to the government and they can do what they want with it. I won't care because I will be dead.

I tried to explain this to a moron atheist who thinks funerals are necessary to show respect. The problem with that idea is dead human apes don't care about respect because they are fucking dead.

Money is a nice thing to have. It makes no sense to waste money on something that's equal to a dead cockroach.

If it was up to me the funeral directors would not have any customers and they would have to get a real job.