If something is a belief then it's bullshit and it should be thrown out. Christians love bullshit. They worship bullshit. This is a list of some of their most moronic bullshit.
There is a supernatural creature with unlimited magical powers that hides somewhere in the universe. The Christian fucktards call the creature "God" and they worship the thing. I'm not making this up.
About 2,000 years ago a know-nothing Jewish preacher was trying to invent a new religious cult. Despite his stupidity, he was very successful. The new religion was eventually called "Christianity". "Christian" is the preacher's last name. These days he is called "The Magic Jeebus Man" or "Jeebus Christ".
Jeebus Christ is famous for his magic tricks including walking on water and turning water into wine (Jeebus was a wino). His most famous magic trick is when after he dropped, his decomposing corpse became a zombie. Imagine the disgusting smell.
After showing off his zombie skills, Jeebus magically flew up to the clouds. I'm not making this up. The Christians believe all this bullshit.
I found this ridiculous bullshit about the dead Magic Jeebus Man:
All Christians are agreed with these basic beliefs, from an ancient creed: "I believe in God, the Father Almighty, the Maker of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord; who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead, and buried; He descended into hell. The third day he arose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty, from thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost; the holy catholic [universal] church; the communion of saints; the forgiveness of sins; the resurrection of the body; and the life everlasting. Amen.”
The stupid, it burns.
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