The bible-thumping anti-science Christian assholes of Idiot America think fossils are the only evidence for evolution, and they think the fossils are fake. I'm not making this up. American Christians are fucking retards.

Even without fossils, we have evidence of human evolution from comparative anatomy, embryology, our vestigial traits, and even biogeography. We've learned of our fishlike embryos, our dead genes, our transitory fetal coat of hair, and our poor design, all testifying to our origins. The fossil record is really the icing on the cake.

-- "Why Evolution is True" by Jerry Coyne