Genesis translated.

In the beginning, the Earth was begun.
God rubbed his hands and said, "What fun!"
"I'll make a world, I'll make it big!"
"And I'll plant apples, pears, and fig!"
"Oh, no! Wait, wait! I did that wrong!"
"I need a Sun to come along!"
And so God made the sun to rise,
Before the plants could realize
They needed sunlight to survive,
But God's quick trick kept them alive!

-- Corvus Blackthorne