Jorge Mario Bergoglio - too lazy to get a real job.

Interesting fact: The pope's real name is Jorge Mario Bergoglio.

Another interesting fact: Instead of getting a real job Mr. Bergoglio decided to get in the religion business. The religion business can be very lucrative. Just promise cowards they can throw out reality and magically fly to a magical paradise after dropping dead. And when they're just worm food the cowards can't ask for their money back.

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