Saturday, January 23, 2021

I asked a question about Christian stupidity. I'm adding two answers to my list of favorite quotes.

The strongest fact of science: Humans are apes. Jeebus was an ape. Why do millions of Christians want to throw out this science?

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Because of extreme religious stupidity. Imagine believing there was a magic retard man who turned water into wine saying poof, there was a fairytale ark that could support millions of animals and was created by a few people without access to modern day technology and believing there will be a dumb fuck rapture that will bring everyone ‘up’ to heaven even though earth is a globe and people from different parts of the world will be heading different directions since up is relative to your position. Imagine such extreme stupidity, of course they’re ignorant as fuck.
-- Anonymous

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But, Scripture does not reveal that Jesus was an APE. Scripture reveals that Jesus was made of BREAD. At the Last Supper, He finally admitted it, when He blessed the bread, passed it around, and told the disciples, in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS: "THIS is my body!!" To dare imply otherwise is to call JESUS a LIAR!
-- Anonymous

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