Christian are so fucking gullible (not to mention stupid and insane) they think their Magic Man listens to them talk to themselves. I never met a Christian who wasn't a fucking retard.

Dumb question somebody asked:

"How do you know what God's answer is when you ask him a question?

What I wrote:

When I ask the god fairy for the winning lottery number, I get no response.

Do you morons really believe the magical master of the entire fucking universe listens to you idiots talk to yourselves?