Evolution makes Idiot America cry.

Here in Idiot America, we have countless millions of bible-thumping evolution deniers, also known as creationists because they think millions of species were magically created out of nothing.

I'm not making this up.

An interesting thing about these know-nothing fucktards for Jeebus, they love to advertise their stupidity. They ask ridiculous questions about evolution. Their questions are so idiotic it's like they're saying "Hey everyone, look at me, I don't know anything about science. I don't even know what science is."

There are thousands of websites that explain every fact of evolution and the overwhelming evidence for it. They completely ignore these science websites. They get all their childish bullshit from professional crackpots.

If I was infected with their disease I would at least try to learn something about what I was denying. But these uneducated morons have zero curiosity. They have an incurable stupidity problem.

It would be easy to ignore them but there's millions of these anti-science assholes. And they're constantly trying to suppress or dumb down the teaching of evolution because they want all students to learn nothing.

These stupid fucking assholes call themselves "Christians". Christianity is the most ridiculous and most disgusting cult ever invented. It's about a moron preacher who magically became a zombie, also known as the Magic Jeebus Man.

Idiot America has an insanity problem. There is no cure.