When the pope (who wears a funny hat and an expensive dress) requires a magical miracle, there is always a fucktard who invents it.
The idea goes like this. Pope: "The child sexual abuse is out of control, so let's make some dead preacher man a saint to change the subject."
To become a saint there has to be a magical event. When a doctor saves a life despite the odds against success, the dishonest asshole pope says it was magic therefore the preacher is a saint. The pope's customers are very gullible so they buy the bullshit.
"The Church teaches that only God performs miracles but that saints who are believed to be with God in heaven intercede on behalf of people who pray to them. A miracle is usually the medically inexplicable healing of a person."
The dead saint who is completely decomposed but is somehow still alive, having a wonderful time in a magical paradise for idiots, asks the Magic Man to fix somebody's medical problem here on planet Earth in a universe of countless trillions of solar systems.
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Pope Francis claims US televangelist performed miracle, paving way for sainthood
Pope Francis has declared that a late US television preacher once performed a miracle, moving him one step closer to sainthood.
The Vatican announced on Saturday the formal approval of the miracle, thought to relate to claims about a baby’s extraordinary recovery in an Illinois hospital.
The Diocese of Peoria believes that Archbishop Fulton J Sheen – who died in 1979 – interceded in 2010 on behalf of a baby who began breathing 61 minutes after showing no signs of life at birth.
One miracle allows a candidate for sainthood to be beatified in the Catholic faith, but a second miracle must be approved in order for sainthood to be conferred.
No date has been given for his beatification ceremony, but the Peoria Diocese said it was beginning preparations for the celebration in the central Illinois city.
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A 2nd magical miracle is required but not to worry, it's easy to invent all the magic the moron pope requires. Everything is fucking magic with these lunatics.
The average human ape is a fucking moron and this makes the religious bullshit industry very lucrative. Of course, the brainwashing of young gullible children (aka child abuse) is required.
I never met a Catholic who wasn't insane, not to mention gullible, cowardly, and just plain fucking stupid.
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