What I wrote for some god-soaked morons at the Wall Street Journal.

Once a week the Wall Street Journal has an article called "Houses of Worship". Why do they have this bullshit? It's to suck up the bible thumping morons, aka Republicans, who read the WSJ. Today's Houses of Worship was about President Lincoln's knowledge of the bullshit in the bible. This is what I wrote for the fucktards:

A president who lived the 1800's believed in the Magic Man therefore the Magic Man is real.

The bible is the word of the Magic Man because the bible says the bible is the word of the Magic Man.

Here we are in the 21st century. We know things these days. But there are still people who believe in the Magic Man. They prefer the Dark Ages.