Now I get why people are religious: the human mind is susceptible to irrational belief and hallucination, but why must they rub their entrails in my face? I'm just sitting in the park enjoying a nice cigar and these idiots won't leave me alone. Now I'm not a violent person but honestly these people may have changed that. They are repulsive human beings; like the feces that gets stuck between the crevices of a dog's paw... They serve no purpose, but are only an ugly remnant of the dark ages.
Plus they make themselves look like fools. Would Jesus support flashing your religion to everyone else, invoking his name in a selfish manner to make you feel good about yourself? I would rather some pervert flash me his genitals than to see a bunch of ugly bigots parade around in their ignorance, reveling in it like pigs in mud... Yet the former is illegal and the latter is encouraged. Why?