When people survive accidents despite the odds, Christian fucktards say the Magic Man did it. They are constantly looking for an excuse to believe in their childish bullshit.

A woman's parachute didn't work. She crashed into a wooded area. She hit several branches which slowed her down while breaking several bones in her body. She survived but she will be in a hospital for a very long time.

Christians are very hard of thinking so they immediately said it was a magical miracle. The Magic Man did it.

Branches saved her life. The Magical Master of the entire fucking universe had nothing to do with it.

Here is the whole thing. It's interesting and it's why I don't jump out of airplanes.

A woman survived a plunge of more than 5,000 feet after her parachute failed

By Gabrielle Sorto, CNN

Updated 1:51 PM ET, Thursday, August 15, 2019

The woman was taking part in a jump near Trois-Rivières, Quebec.

(CNN) A 30-year-old woman is recovering after falling more than 5,000 feet from a plane.

The woman, whose name was not released, was skydiving Saturday near Trois-Rivières, Quebec, when her main and backup parachutes failed to open. She plummeted into a wooded area, and she is in the hospital with several fractures, including broken vertebrae, CNN affiliate CBC reported. Trois-Rivières Police said her life isn't in danger.

Denis Demers, who saw the incident play out, told CBC that the solo skydiver was falling faster than anybody else.

"It's a miracle," Demers said. "I don't know how a person can survive a fall from an airplane like that."

Océane Duplessis was about to board a plane for her own jump when she saw the accident. She told CBC that she "watched all the way to the end."

"We kept hoping something would happen," she added. "We were very worried. Very."

Police said the woman had experience skydiving. An investigation is underway to determine whether it is a case of criminal negligence.

Skydiving injuries are rare. In the US, the United States Parachute Association says, there was approximately 1 injury out of every 1,536 skydives in 2018 -- just 0.07% of all jumps.