Sunday, September 15, 2019

The Magic Jeebus Man.

"How exactly do you have a personal relationship with Jesus?"

I'm a hardcore atheist but if I was one of the god-soaked morons who infest this place this would be my answer:

I believe the Magic Jeebus Man is real and he dropped dead for my sins, and also I know Jeebus listens to me talk to myself even though he's dead.

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I never met a Christian who wasn't batshit crazy.

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