Idiot America: Roughly seven-in-ten (72%) Americans say they believe in heaven — defined as a place “where people who have led good lives are eternally rewarded,” according to the Pew Research Center’s 2014 Religious Landscape Study.

"How easy is it to get to heaven according to the words of Jesus?"

The idea is if you suck up to the Magic Jeebus Man (who is dead) then Jeebus will magically send you to a magical paradise for cowardly morons where you will play with a harp for trillions and trillions of years.

I never met a Christian who wasn't batshit crazy.