Washington Post - Thanks to Biden and some science that will fix the coronavirus problem, the stock market is soaring, and that's a good thing. Hey Trump, drop dead you fucking retard.

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News Alert Nov. 9, 9:33 a.m. EST Dow soars nearly 1600 points as vaccine news, Biden victory rev up global markets Investors reacted to an announcement by Pfizer and BioNTech, which said their vaccine candidate is more than 90 percent effective, calling it a “critical milestone” at a time when infection rates are spiking. Markets also reacted to Joe Biden’s victory and some hopeful signs on stimulus talks, with travel, restaurant and hospitality stocks and oil prices surging. Read more