"I think I can say I've never been to the funeral of an atheist. What are they like? What types of things are said?"
A real atheist would tell his family to give his corpse to the government and not waste a penny on it. Dead people are equal to dead cockroaches. They're just garbage. It's ridiculous to waste money on garbage. Funerals are for morons.
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A few years ago I tried to explain this to a wimpy atheist. The wimp was for wasting money on a decomposing corpse to show respect. I told the wimp dead people don't care about being respected because they are fucking dead.
The stupid, it burns.
"Darwin was the first to use data from nature to convince people that evolution is true, and his idea of natural selection was truly novel. It testifies to his genius that the concept of natural theology, accepted by most educated Westerners before 1859, was vanquished within only a few years by a single five-hundred-page book. On the Origin of Species turned the mysteries of life's diversity from mythology into genuine science." -- Jerry Coyne
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