I wrote this for the gullible Christian morons at the Wall Street Journal.

"Later, Jesus even invited Thomas to touch his wounds."

This would be after Jeebus magically rose from the dead. That never happened because it's impossible.

Christianity completely depends on this ridiculous magic trick. Without the brainwashing of children, Christianity would be extinct in less than 100 years.

UPDATE:

What I wrote for a god-soaked fucktard at the Wall Street Journal.

Mr. Snowden: 7.13 billion people who were brainwashed when they were children.

If something requires "belief" or "faith" I throw it out, especially if it's wishful thinking. I prefer reality.

Some countries in Europe are mostly atheists. America is catching up to them. The newer generations are throwing out the childish god fantasy.

UPDATE:

The Wall Street Journal deleted everything I wrote. They're stupid fucking assholes trying to defend their stupidity.